Cry Me A River

The obligatory WBB disclaimer

This is for everyone who gets their moth eaten, turn of the century granny knickers in a twist over the fact that I enjoy drama and have a right to an opinion. Instead of having to repeat the same drabble over and over again, I shall now be referring the asinine individuals to this page instead.

I'm also a lazy bitch and repetition doesn't turn me on in the slightest. Sorry to disappoint.

Why?

The question really is why not? If someone is purposefully flaunting their stupidity and acting in a reckless manner online then why shouldn't I call them out? Ignorance deserves exposure; exposing ignorance is amusing and therefore it generates LULZ.

Webmasters Behaving Badly articles are fun to write. After a recent survey I discovered that this series was the most popular aspect of PSGR. Mocking is fun - when 'mockees' have given me something worthy of mocking, of course. If they haven't I don't bother writing about them, because making fun of people for no reason is boring, not to mention retarded because you're picking on someone who has done nothing to warrant this.

I know that I 'get' to people, and I somewhat relish the fact that I have the ability to rub people the wrong way. I'm arrogant, I'm insulting, I'm pedantic, immature, hypocritical - you're telling me things I already know. If your words wounded me, I'd attempt to change my personality. They don't. It's called being thick skinned, which is essential if you're going to flaunt your bitchiness on the internet. If I was sensitive and was hurt by insults, I wouldn't even bother opening my mouth. PSGR wouldn't exist. I'd cancel my internet plan. Hell, I'd probably kill myself because I'd be too scared to display a contrasting opinion, for fear of someone disagreeing with me and labeling me as a hater!

At the end of the day, shits and giggles are what it's all about. Baby.

Who?

When you put your website online you're essentially putting it out there for everyone to see - people will either like it or loathe it. It's only natural that when someone sees something, they form an opinion of it - a positive or negative opinion. Just like movies, bands, books, foods...anything! A website is no different. However, as a show of respect I only write about certain sites - sites with owners that have earned the title of being a Webmaster Behaving Badly. There are several reasons why these webmasters could be behaving badly. Like I keep continually saying, it's all about their attitude. Take Dan for example - bitching about people who start e-drama yet she had been guilty of doing this herself. Snooping through her hostees' emails, hacking into their MSN Messenger and deleting their websites without notice. Or Amanda, who complained in her usual incoherent manner about how funds were granted to the needy victims of Hurricane Katrina, instead of being dished out to her to pay for a storage unit for her furniture. And finally there's Glitzy Girl, who disgusted many with her comments about how she hated 'fat' and 'ugly' people. These are some examples of the type of people I write about. If you think that putting a bitch in their place is wrong, then that's your own opinion but in thinking this you're seriously misinformed. You can jump on the "Weaannon is s000 harsh!!" boat all you want, I don't give a damn. If you're one of these people, I have no idea why you're even reading this. How about you scurry off to some feel-good MB like Splash and have a nice little whine about me there.

Bad attitudes aside, what else do I write about? Well, anything and everything...provided I have a reason. Small fonts are another biggie for me, splash pages, slow loading times...but mainly I do write about bad attitudes more than anything else.

I want everyone to be nice to each other! Why can't we all get along?

Oh. My. God. Take another toke on your Mary Jane, strap on your Roman Sandals and go hug a fucking tree. Mind that the branches don't tear your tacky tie dyed t-shirt.

Seriously, shut the fuck up about wanting a utopia. If we all liked the same things and there was no difference of opinion, then the world would be an almighty boring place. I wouldn't want to be a part of it. Negativity is an essential component of life, and we need this element to better understand the concept of having our own personal beliefs and ideals. Opinions are healthy, and those who are not afraid to display them in an honest, forthright manner deserve to be commended. Newsflash - the world isn't completely made up out of sugarcoating pussies you know.

I don't like you

Quick - give me that razor! Right now! For fucks sake, hurry up, I'm totally distraught and I need to kill myself as soon as possible because someone doesn't like me!! Holy shit! Unlike you, I'm not as superficial as to want/need people to like me. I am not here to be liked. I am here to give my opinion on anything or anyone I please - after all, surely it is my right not only as a human being but as a paying user of the internet to be able to comment on whatever I see? Why be so ridiculous as to think I should censor myself? Do you come here and read my reviews expecting to have me shit roses out of my ass and piss gallons of sugar into the eagerly awaiting mouth of the webmaster?

Dude, get real.

So, you hate everyone and everything, right?

Of course not. I do not hate anybody online because I don't know them. I do hate certain attitudes displayed by people online though, so as a result I call them out. The fact that I do not know them is highly irrelevant. I can't stand To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee, but does that mean I hate Harper Lee? No - I don't know her. I don't care what she's like as a person, I just dislike her writing. Apply the same logic to the owners of the websites I diss and you've got it in one. Rock on, Einstein.

Retort city

OMG how dare you say those things! Look at your layout!!

I'm looking at my layout and I'm seeing an aesthetically pleasing, multi browser, multi resolution compatible, fluid example of sex. The 8 - 10 thousand unique visitors I get a month have never complained about it. I guess it's due to the fact it displays properly on their monitors and takes a mere few seconds to load. I assume your definition of a successful layout involves a 700 KB smutty celebrity blend and a sidebar ridden with Google ads? Oh, and of course there's the whorey web cams that display stretch-mark ridden cleavage...

Everyone hates your site and no one likes a bitch

So explain to me why at least once a week I get random people coming onto my questions page telling me that they love me? Why do I get emails from people after each publication of a Webmasters Behaving Badly article telling me how much they loved it and applauding me for the lulz it generated? Why do I receive 350 - 450 unique hits per day? Why does everyone and his brother link me?

Some quotes: (taken from searching "Rhiannon" on Snark Forums)